Sometimes when you walk to work in the morning, you realize people can see straight through your dress when the sun hits it. Then you thank you lucky stars that you decided to wear underwear.
Sometimes you realize your dress is tucked in to the back of your underwear just before you walk out to the school bus. Then you say a little silent prayer of thanks.
Sometimes you need to treat a Monday night like a Friday night.
Sometimes you regret that decision when the alarm goes off Tuesday morning.
Sometimes you want to sleep on the couch just to get some alone time without having to stick your spouse with all of the work.
Sometimes you get so tired of changing diapers you want to set them ablaze in a giant backyard bonfire. Burn them all!