Scene: Nondescript amusement park in front of a water ride featuring boats with water guns battling water guns around the ride track
Characters: Grandfather, Grandmother, Young girl
YG: Oh, let’s do this one!
GM: Do you want the rain coat?
GF: [silent, takes the folded-up raincoat, heads towards the line]
Several minutes later: The boat comes around the corner. The only riders are one very happy young girl spraying everything she can reach and one stoic grandfather covered head to toe in a bright yellow rain jacket, complete with hood.
Maybe you had to be there. . .